Zimbos in the UK and Europe for 2016 season

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Re: Zimbos in the UK and Europe for 2016 season

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watermelon wrote:
zimlover wrote:Kyle Jarvis is a super star and his is currently showing his class in county cricket.Hate it or love it he is better than anyone we have bolwing in out national team.
You can sing you praise for the Fat Panyangara and Mupariwa as much as you want. Jarvis is a class act talented bolwer
The only two world class bolwers we have a Cremer
And Chatara, but as for Chatara i fear he is losing his athleticism and could easily become fat and out of shape.
Judging on all levels including atheletism,fitness and the abilty to perfom in a professional setup which most of our players lack,I still say Jarvis is the man
You are bang on the zimbabwean dollar when you say Chatara is getting fat and losing his edge, or is in danger of. He was ok before his accident.

I dont know what stpidity he was up to that made his leg broken, but its cost him a spot alongside the greats I feel.

Cremer and Fat Panyangara are 10x better than Jarvis.

Panyangara is another obese doofus who is too lazy to keep in shape despite being an elite sportsman at international level.

He is one player I have spoken to KFC management about banning from their store, but I doubt they will police it.

How disgusting is Panyangara. Honestly.


Anyway Disgusting Tinashe is of point, on point, here are Zimbabwean pacemen who are better than Kyle.

1. Tiripano
2. Madziva
3. Panyangara (despite the above)
4. Chatara (but for how much longer)
5. Michael Chinouya
6. Brian Vitori
7. Carl Mumba
8. Richard Muzhange
9. Tawanda Mupariwa
10. Kyle Jarvis.

Hey, what do you know?
Kyle sneaks into the top ten afer all.

I guess it goes to show that even the best and most knowledgeable of us are slightly wrong at times.
None of the players you highlighted above can match Jarvis.

The only players with potential are Madziva Carl Mumba and jongwe.

Vitori heroics can never be forgotten but he is yesterday"s news to bad he is banned.
Panyangara is simply holding a place for a younger prospective bolwer
Mupariwa is a spent force another player who is crap
Muzhange is not fit as well abit on the fat side nothing more than a club bowler
Chinouya has no stamina looks weak probably needs to get more muscle and focus on swing another crap bolwer.

The cupboard is almost empty we are hoping Ntini can shift focus from the dead horses we have possibly develop new talents

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watermelon wrote:
zimlover wrote:Kyle Jarvis is a super star and his is currently showing his class in county cricket.Hate it or love it he is better than anyone we have bolwing in out national team.
You can sing you praise for the Fat Panyangara and Mupariwa as much as you want. Jarvis is a class act talented bolwer
The only two world class bolwers we have a Cremer
And Chatara, but as for Chatara i fear he is losing his athleticism and could easily become fat and out of shape.
Judging on all levels including atheletism,fitness and the abilty to perfom in a professional setup which most of our players lack,I still say Jarvis is the man
You are bang on the zimbabwean dollar when you say Chatara is getting fat and losing his edge, or is in danger of. He was ok before his accident.

I dont know what stpidity he was up to that made his leg broken, but its cost him a spot alongside the greats I feel.

Cremer and Fat Panyangara are 10x better than Jarvis.

Panyangara is another obese doofus who is too lazy to keep in shape despite being an elite sportsman at international level.

He is one player I have spoken to KFC management about banning from their store, but I doubt they will police it.

How disgusting is Panyangara. Honestly.


Anyway Disgusting Tinashe is of point, on point, here are Zimbabwean pacemen who are better than Kyle.

1. Tiripano
2. Madziva
3. Panyangara (despite the above)
4. Chatara (but for how much longer)
5. Michael Chinouya
6. Brian Vitori
7. Carl Mumba
8. Richard Muzhange
9. Tawanda Mupariwa
10. Kyle Jarvis.

Hey, what do you know?
Kyle sneaks into the top ten afer all.

I guess it goes to show that even the best and most knowledgeable of us are slightly wrong at times.
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Mashinge scores 107 (121) and takes 4 for 47 in a win

Gary Chirimuuta scores 41 off 32 in a loss

Brandon Mavuuta scores 23 and takes a wicket in a win

Lavert Masunda scores 60 and takes 4 catches as wicket keeper in a win

Brighton Mugochi takes 4 for 39 and scores 33 in a loss
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OH lads

Yasser Parker - Trapped LBW for a duck. Finding it tough in the UK

Brandon Diplock - 92(85 balls) and 1/24 off 8 overs

Cup Knockout on Sunday - 6 and 5/36 off 10 overs

Cephas Zhuwao - 34(14 balls) and 1/15 off 5 overs

Knocked out of Cup i presume.

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Tino Mawoyo is currently playing for Cove CC in the Thames Valley League. They are skippered by a fellow Zimbabwean called Stanley Marisa, who I believe played a few games for Southern Rocks. I played against him a few season ago. Got 30 odd despite being plumb lbw second ball ( In our opinion! ) Chatted to him after the game in the bar, top bloke.

A quiet start for Tino however, 0 and 6 in his last 2 innings.

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BT is truly back and in form: Two hundreds in the match against Durham, and the way he has tonked Borthwick around should remind the English selectors that international batsmen like nothing better than an English leg-spinner.

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Great knock Taylor,it's simply a depiction of your class. Wonder what the 'hater' has to say this time round... !

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In my fantasy world Jarvis and BT, finish their Kolpak deals and sign on as actual overseas pros. Jarvis would be better than Wagner and Taylor better than Jackson Bird (and plenty of other overseas players I can think of). That way they can fill their pockets and play for Zim.

Like so many other decent ideas on this forum it is bound not to happen.

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Gary Chirimuuta scores 124 not out to help Barkisland CC to a 48 run win in the Drakes Hudersfield Premiership

Brandon Mavuta takes B Mavuta 5-33 and scores 22 to lead Thronsgbridge to a win In the Drakes Hudersfield Championship

Lavert Masunda scores 42 in a losing cause takes 4 catches and two stumpings
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watermelon wrote:I guess it goes to show that even the best and most knowledgeable of us are slightly wrong at times.
And I guess that it's wankers like you that don't know your arsehole from your elbow at any time

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