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Keegan Meth facts
Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:24 pm
by eugene
Prisons don't keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Keegan Meth, for now.
How many Keegan Meth's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...None... Keegan Meth can see in the dark.
Keegan Meth can divide a number by zero.
Re: Keegan Meth facts
Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 8:27 pm
by sloandog
What we've got to be careful of now is not to build him up too much.
The guys a very good cricketer, and he should definitely be in the side, but he's no Ian Botham...yet
Lets not put too much pressure on him
Re: Keegan Meth facts
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 3:55 am
by andybligz
yes he is a good player but hes not the answer to making us a great cricketing nation. he will certainly be a quality player if given time to develope and shine on the big stage ,evryone neeeds to settle down a bit and take the pressure off him. remember you need 11 peope to contibute to win a match not just one brilliant player.
Re: Keegan Meth facts
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:06 am
by brmtaylor.com admin
Some more Keegan Meth facts...
Keegan Meth doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If at first you don't succeed, you obviously aren't Keegan Meth.
Teams don't win matches, Keegan Meth wins matches.
Keegan Meth doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the s*** out of it!!
Keegan Meth doesn't need a remote for his TV because he's always in control.
Re: Keegan Meth facts
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:04 pm
by mdm
Keegan Meth can slam a revolving door.
Keegan Meth can bowl an entire team out in an over.
Keegan Meth can start a fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together.
There are no perfomance enhancing drugs in cricket, just players Keegan Meth has breathed on.
Keegan Meth is the 'I' in Team.
just some fun!
Re: Keegan Meth facts
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:54 pm
by ZIMDOGGY
In the name of the father, the son, and the holy Keegan.
Re: Keegan Meth facts
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:02 pm
by sloandog
ZIMDOGGY wrote:In the name of the father, the son, and the holy Keegan.
Hhahahahahah i fell over laughing at that
Re: Keegan Meth facts
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:05 pm
by andy24
meth lost his virginity before his dad
Meth can kill two stones with one bird
when meth does a push up, he pushes the world down
meth is the real reason why waldo/wally is hidding
Re: Keegan Meth facts
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 5:48 pm
by sloandog
andy24 wrote:meth lost his virginity before his dad
Meth can kill two stones with one bird
when meth does a push up, he pushes the world down
meth is the real reason why waldo/wally is hidding
Thumbs up, this is hilarious
But back to the point. I reckon he'll be a very very good allrounder for us. He's a better bowler than Chigumbura, and I reckon he's just as good at batting.
Re: Keegan Meth facts
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:27 am
by Sir Mupariwa
If Keegan Meth was a woman he would make Beyonce look like Susan Boyle