Least talented Zimbabwean

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Re: Least talented Zimbabwean

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pariah wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:13 am
jaybro wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 6:28 am
Dion Ebrahim really didn’t have much ability as batsman but both somehow managed to score international centuries
That's why you say a lot of wrong things about Zimbabwean cricket. Shocking comment.
Umm the bloke averaged low 20’s in ODI’s with a poor strike rate I’m sorry Dion was average

You on the other hand have come up with some of the most stupidest things ever seen on the forum.

Just the other day you said Elton should open 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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pariah wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:27 am
Your list should almost be entirely be made up of your farmers. How you don't have at least 10 of them before you even touch the current generation is bemusing really.
My farmers?

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What about the one and only Keith Dabengwa ? He was bang average and that’s being nice
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Andybligzz wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:54 am
What about the one and only Keith Dabengwa ? He was bang average and that’s being nice
Dabengwa would walk into ZIM's T20 side today.

It's shocking to read anyone say Dion had no natural talent. A proper way for me to put it would be - who had more natural talent in ZIM than Dion Ebrahim?

NB: Is this still about natural talent or stats? Revise the OP accordingly.

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Chamu Chibhabha , 100 odi without a ton. Chigumbura , allrounder with bowling avg looks like batting and batting avg looks like bowling, Brian Chari, Nyumbu all are quota players advantage taker of black empowerment policy.
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To think English is my 4th language! :roll:

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pariah wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:59 am
Andybligzz wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:54 am
What about the one and only Keith Dabengwa ? He was bang average and that’s being nice
Dabengwa would walk into ZIM's T20 side today.

It's shocking to read anyone say Dion had no natural talent. A proper way for me to put it would be - who had more natural talent in ZIM than Dion Ebrahim?

NB: Is this still about natural talent or stats? Revise the OP accordingly.
Surely you are winding me up a average of 11 and a highest score of 16 not out for his batting ! Only took two wickets in 8 games ! Only walking he would be doing is back to the pavilion
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T20i stats by the way
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pariah wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:27 am
5. Prosper utseya.

Black Ray Price. Same career trajectory to a tee.
5 ft tall. Found out he could scam some turn later in his career by bending the elbow. Scammmed his way to a World Cup payday.
Played upon political sensitivities
Now scammed his way to the coaching seat.
You compltetely lost the plot here. Utseya could bat remember, and was a very good fielder. Both off his bowling or otherwise. Also quite swift on the field.
Inspite of his short comings he was a good player. And it is true he started off as a batsman and later focused on bowling. Come to think of it I wonder if we have any naturally talented players in Zimbabwe. They all blow hot and cold. No one really is ever on top of their game.
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Stoneman Returns wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 8:05 am
Chamu Chibhabha , 100 odi without a ton. Chigumbura , allrounder with bowling avg looks like batting and batting avg looks like bowling, Brian Chari, Nyumbu all are quota players advantage taker of black empowerment policy.

No way! Chamu has a lot of natural talent.
Yes he is shit, but he has pizzazz when he wants too
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