Keegan Meth facts

[eugene]

Prisons don't keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Keegan Meth, for now.

How many Keegan Meth's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...None... Keegan Meth can see in the dark.

Keegan Meth can divide a number by zero.

[sloandog]

What we've got to be careful of now is not to build him up too much.
The guys a very good cricketer, and he should definitely be in the side, but he's no Ian Botham...yet
Lets not put too much pressure on him

[andybligz]

yes he is a good player but hes not the answer to making us a great cricketing nation. he will certainly be a quality player if given time to develope and shine on the big stage ,evryone neeeds to settle down a bit and take the pressure off him. remember you need 11 peope to contibute to win a match not just one brilliant player.

[brmtaylor.com admin]

Some more Keegan Meth facts...

Keegan Meth doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If at first you don't succeed, you obviously aren't Keegan Meth.

Teams don't win matches, Keegan Meth wins matches.

Keegan Meth doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the s*** out of it!!

Keegan Meth doesn't need a remote for his TV because he's always in control.

[mdm]

Keegan Meth can slam a revolving door.
Keegan Meth can bowl an entire team out in an over.
Keegan Meth can start a fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together.
There are no perfomance enhancing drugs in cricket, just players Keegan Meth has breathed on.
Keegan Meth is the 'I' in Team.


just some fun!

[ZIMDOGGY]

In the name of the father, the son, and the holy Keegan.

[sloandog]

In the name of the father, the son, and the holy Keegan.

Hhahahahahah i fell over laughing at that

[andy24]

meth lost his virginity before his dad
Meth can kill two stones with one bird
when meth does a push up, he pushes the world down
meth is the real reason why waldo/wally is hidding

[sloandog]

meth lost his virginity before his dad
Meth can kill two stones with one bird
when meth does a push up, he pushes the world down
meth is the real reason why waldo/wally is hidding

Thumbs up, this is hilarious
But back to the point. I reckon he'll be a very very good allrounder for us. He's a better bowler than Chigumbura, and I reckon he's just as good at batting.

[Sir Mupariwa]

If Keegan Meth was a woman he would make Beyonce look like Susan Boyle